“Saturday Night time Stay” had a hysterical chilly open … Donald Trump singing for authorized protection cash.

James Austin Johnson nailed it as the previous prez, starting with Taylor Swift‘s “Anti-Hero” and introducing himself.

He began with what appeared like a shocker … “Properly of us, it occurred. I obtained indicted, or as I spell it: indicated. Frankly, it’s time that I come clear, admit that I broke the regulation and go quietly to jail. April Fools! That was a prank. I used to be doing a Jim from Workplace.”

Then he touted his track from the J6 choir, ‘Justice for All,’ bragging it beat Miley Cyrus on the charts for a nanosecond. So, he says, if that track can elevate cash for his authorized protection, how ’bout a whole album of songs!  The album, titled “Now That is What I name My Authorized Protection Fund,” or “Trump Bopz,” is what he hopes is a goldmine.