I believe New York Jets head coach Robert Saleh is taking that first line from one of many signature tunes of West Facet Story too significantly. You realize the one — “Whenever you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the best way! Out of your first cigarette to your final dyin’ day!” With the workforce’s flirtation and outright “You up?” texts to Aaron Rodgers to deliver him to East Rutherford, New Jersey from Inexperienced Bay, the Jets head coach is familiarizing himself with all issues bizarre. As a result of that’s what the 39-year-old quarterback is into nowadays. And we’ve got proof of that from a Monday information convention the place Saleh mentioned he’s “intrigued” by the thought of doing a darkness retreat. So, who’s working the workforce when you’re in isolation?

Rodgers’ private quirks have come out during the last yr or so, which occurs to coincide along with his worst skilled season in nicely over a decade. Darkness retreats and ayahuasca have develop into intently related to the soon-to-be former Packers’ chief. And I assume if it’s adequate in your quarterback, why not attempt it your self? Rodgers credited the time away from society as why he wished to be on the doorstep of essentially the most populous city middle in America. What attention-grabbing ideas would Saleh give you as he solely will get misplaced in his personal thoughts? Saleh does have seven children, so spending time away from them sounds proper to actually come into one’s self. Sorry you missed these physician’s appointments, children. Your dad was making an attempt to emulate the actions of a quarterback on the downslide of his profession.

Months in the past, Saleh was on the middle of a prophecy by, hopefully, soon-to-be-indicted former President Donald Trump, the place the orange Teletubby mentioned he’s higher than Vince Lombardi. This dialog allegedly befell after New York’s Week 2 victory over the Browns. On the time Saleh had 5 wins to his title as an NFL head coach. Lombardi has led groups to 5 NFL Championships. “Coach, you’re better than Vince Lombardi as a result of Vince Lombardi by no means did that. He was by no means capable of pull out a sport like that,” Trump supposedly, and in all chance made up, all whereas flailing his arms like he was enjoying an invisible accordion.

Right here’s Saleh’s likelihood to show Trump proper! The Jets even have sufficient items in one of many hardest divisions in soccer to make the playoffs this season. All New York actually must compete is a strong quarterback, and the jury’s out whether or not that’ll be Rodgers, and offensive line to guard the soon-to-be-40-year-old purveyor of darkness retreats. And the man on the helm needs to expertise that isolation too. What may go improper?