When Water’s Edge nursing residence in New York says their “reNEWal” packages “goal to offer a complete, immersive rehabilitation expertise that renews and reinvigorates the physique and soul,” they ain’t kidding round. Actually, an 82-year-old girl who was pronounced useless on the Lengthy Island facility was “renewed” three hours later, when she began respiratory once more on the funeral residence.

From The Guardian:

The lady … was at Water’s Edge Rehab and Nursing Heart at Lengthy Island’s Port Jefferson at 11.15am Saturday when she was pronounced useless, the native county police stated.

The lady, whose identify was not launched, was reportedly taken to the OB Davis Funeral Houses in Miller Place, New York, at 1.30pm. Police stated she was found respiratory at 2.09pm.

The lady was taken to a hospital. No replace on her situation was obtainable Monday. …

Police stated that the New York case has been referred to the state lawyer common’s workplace for investigation.

Weirdly sufficient, that is the second time to date this 12 months that somebody within the U.S. has been pronounced useless, solely to be discovered alive at a funeral residence hours later. The primary occurred in Iowa on Jan. 3, in keeping with the Guardian, when workers at a funeral residence opened a physique bag to discover a 66-year-old girl, gasping for air. She was pronounced useless a second and last time two days later.