Keep in mind when Trump restored energy to hurricane-devastated Puerto Rico in 2017 by tossing paper towels? Properly, his magical powers have solely elevated since then. Witness how he is ready to banish the poisonous chemical compounds and purify the water in East Palestine by mumbling concerning the crime fee and stuffing his palms in his pockets.

What’s subsequent for Trump’s god-given sorcery? Here is a brief listing:

• Turning buildings into castles with faux gold bogs with a snap of his fingers
• Conjuring up a endless provide of McDonald’s Shamrock Shakes in an arid desert with a easy gesture
• Remodeling democracies into theocratic dictatorships with a wink and a nod

Maintain your eyes out for an announcement of the Trump Miracle Tour coming to your city quickly. Reserve your NFT tickets right this moment!