Am I being too onerous on poor Fabrizio? Maybe. Maybe there are die-hard Fabrizio followers on the market who have been crushed by Fabrizio being crushed. However I am not one among them, and it is all as a result of I can not get past that accent. Look, accent work is hard, particularly if it is the kind of broad accent that may simply dip into stereotype territory. Sadly, Nucci’s accent does simply that. He would not sound like a man from Italy, he appears like a man doing a very unhealthy Italian accent; the kind of accent a young person would do whereas putting a prank name to a flowery restaurant known as Nunzio’s. 

“Titanic” is an extended film, and it might’ve been even longer. There is a deleted scene the place our pal Fabrizio meets a woman on the ship and falls in love, however Cameron lower it, most likely as a result of he realized that nobody needed to listen to Fabrizio proclaim “I-a love-a you!” with hearts in his eyes. In addition to, there’s already a love story on the heart of the movie, and Fabrizio principally takes a again seat as soon as Jack will get on the ship and begins falling for Kate Winslet’s snobby Rose DeWitt Bukater, a fan of big hats and wonderful artwork. Attractive poor individual Jack and prim and correct wealthy lady Rose finally run into Fabrizio beneath decks, the place he is a part of a large multicultural dance celebration happening amongst all of the third-class passengers. It is sort of like the massive dance orgy from “The Matrix Reloaded,” however with extra bagpipes.

Any story in regards to the Titanic is a narrative of doom, and certain sufficient, the massive ass ship hits a giant ass iceberg and begins to sink. Whereas first-class ladies and youngsters flee into lifeboats, third-class passengers like Fabrizio get caught behind. And like his buddy Jack Dawson, Fabrizio will perish. However whereas Jack will get to show right into a human popsicle embracing the hand of his beloved, poor Fabrizio’s loss of life is way extra ignoble. Whereas attempting to swim to security, he is crushed by one of many smokestacks. And Cameron actually lingers on this man’s loss of life, too. We get a close-up of Fabrizio’s shocked, dumb face yelling “NOO!!!” because the smokestack falls proper on his head, thus ending that horrible accent as soon as and for all, until he took it with him into the afterlife. Come to think about it, “Titanic” ends with Jack and Rose reuniting on the ship with all of the ghosts of all of the individuals who perished, together with Fabrizio. That means Jack and Rose get to spend eternity listening to that accent, closely implying that they’ve each ended up in Hell. 

Relaxation-a in-a peace, Fabrizio, you goon.