Welcome to Deadspin’s The Sports activities Nihilist, the place all is for naught and we’re however unintentional jolts of electrified meat caught to the floor of a rock in an detached universe. Fuck you.

Tremendous Bowl LVII is the most recent proof that sports activities followers actually shouldn’t consider in something. All Philadelphia Eagles followers did earlier than the sport was run their mouths as a result of they believed that this group was destined for one more ring. That they’d ship not like the Phillies within the World Sequence mere months in the past. That we had been about to usher within the daybreak of a Philly sports activities renaissance.

I don’t know if it was confidence carried over from Tremendous Bowl LII, the Eagles’ thrashing of the rival New York Giants and San Francisco 49ers within the NFC playoffs, all of the folks choosing them to win, or some mixture of the three, however they had been feeling themselves greater than regular. I didn’t perceive the cheery disposition. It’s Philly so there’s at all times going to be a level of vanity, however this was totally different. They had been cocky, and truly believed the shit they had been speaking. And that’s the place they went flawed — hope is the place they went flawed.

As Ignatius J. Reilly as soon as stated, “Optimism nauseates me. It’s perverse. Since man’s fall, his correct place within the universe has been considered one of distress.” And the faster sports activities followers are to simply accept that, the faster they will settle for my thesis: Imagine in nothing.

If the pure regulation of sports activities is that solely considered one of 30 to 32 groups are going to win the title every year, which means the overwhelming majority of followers are going to finish up sad. Rings are the one factor that issues, but when nothing issues, then you’ll be able to’t be damage.

The easiest way to undergo life is to insulate your self to such a level that nothing impacts you. You’re a speck within the universe that’s neither insignificant nor particular. You simply are. You exist solely as a result of science dictated that lifeforms on this planet evolve into sentience.

Cease considering. Cease believing. Cease hoping.

Every time the topic of hope arises, so too do the Shawshank Redemption quotes about it. Andy Dufresne stated of hope: “Hope is an efficient factor, possibly the very best of issues, and no good factor ever dies.”

Nicely, in an alternate universe, yet one more real looking and one with partitions made up of greater than plaster, Andy by no means escapes jail, and doubtless finally ends up hanging himself as soon as he involves that realization. Does that sound uplifting to you? Take a look at the place optimism and easily considering good issues will occur will get you.

I don’t get up on the nice or unhealthy aspect of the mattress; I get up within the center. The day forward of me shall be what it’s, and my way of thinking could have no affect on the efficiency of my favourite group. I truthfully have tried to rid myself of something in my life that may be categorized as a “favourite,” however it is best to nonetheless have the ability to perceive what I’m saying.

To be a sports activities fan is to cede management of your feelings to forces you can not management, and to do this is tantamount to voluntary self-subjugation. You willingly imprisoned your thoughts over the result of a kid’s recreation. Develop up, Philadelphia.