Right here’s an actual Rockwell portray, courtesy of the hacks at USA At present and apparently NBC Information. 

“A California man took his toddler son for a mani-pedi after the boy’s instructor informed him ‘portray your nails is just for ladies.’” The dad took him to a nail salon in (the place else?) West Hollywood, and made a TikTok video of the kid abuse, and society being what it’s, the video went viral. 

“The clip – which as of Thursday had greater than 4 million views and had garnered greater than 700,000 likes – exhibits Shearhod’s son, Ashton, at a West Hollywood nail salon, excitedly shouting, ‘I would like pink!’ earlier than the service.”

Isn’t that cute. Dad occurs to be a public college instructor (@Libsoftiktok, name your workplace), which USA At present burdened for some cause – possibly to encourage dad and mom to homeschool.  “He stated his son first expressed curiosity in nail polish about age 2. ‘Since then, we began portray our nails collectively.’”

If anybody is seeking to reboot the Andy Griffith present for the 2020s, I feel I discovered your replace for the heartwarming father-son fishing bit within the title sequence.

On the brilliant facet, feminists ought to be inspired. On the price we’re going, we gained’t have any masculinity left, poisonous or in any other case.