This epic lacking bike flyer was posted to instagram by (@jackwatteau). The flier begins with a hand-drawn picture of the lacking bike (which has a cool cranium flag protruding of it), then proceeds to scold the bike thief:

“My bike was stolen from my entrance garden final week. It’s a one-speed bike with a cranium flag and a lightning bolt on it. The lightning bolt and flag might have been eliminated. This bike was model new from the shop. NO REWARD. I do not even need this bike again. I simply made these flyers to let you know that I hate you, bike thief. I hope you journey my bike with no helmet and get hit by a monster truck. I hope my bike takes you straight to hell”

This ferocious flyer is excessive artwork, and must be framed.