The parents over on the Oscars have gone all “Zero Darkish Thirty” … making a “disaster crew” in case somebody goes all Will Smith through the ceremony. Factor is … what the hell will they do?

In accordance with Academy honchos, “We now have an entire disaster crew, one thing we have by no means had earlier than, and plenty of plans in place. We have run many situations. So it’s our hope that we are going to be ready for something that we could not anticipate proper now however that we’re planning for simply in case it does occur.”

The concept is that the disaster crew can rapidly assemble and resolve what motion they’re going to take if somebody or one thing will get out of hand.

It appears the thought may be to yank somebody off the stage or boot them from the auditorium in the event that they do one thing actually untoward. As a matter of truth, the Prez of the Academy just lately expressed remorse her org did not take some type of motion when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.

We’re guessing the thought may be to order Will out of the constructing rapidly … it was tremendous embarrassing the Academy let Will trip out the present, and settle for an Oscar to the applause of many.

However here is the deal … these moments occur rapidly, and to count on a committee of any kind to succeed in a call in minutes or, extra appropriately, seconds throughout a stay TV broadcast is a huge stretch.