Meghan Markle and Prince Harry aren’t any strangers to unhealthy press.

Harry’s had a goal on his again for the reason that day he was born, and Meghan’s been a favourite punching bag of the worldwide tabloid press for seven years now.

However as of late, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are dealing with an adversary much more intimidating than any of the tweed blazer-clad vultures who populate the British media panorama.

We’re speaking, in fact, about Eric Cartman.

Sure, by now you’ve in all probability heard in regards to the South Park episode based mostly on Harry and Meghan.

Okay, to be truthful, the story really centered across the “the Prince of Canada and his spouse,” who simply occurred to look so much like Harry and Meghan.

The episode noticed the royal doppelgangers campaigning for privateness by, satirically, waving picket indicators and occurring discuss exhibits to complain in regards to the media’s continued intrusions into their lives.

At one level, the Prince of Canada even shilled his memoir — a ebook seems strikingly just like Harry’s Spare — entitled Waaah.

Evidently, the episode wasn’t precisely type to Harry and Meghan.

However by South Park requirements, it wasn’t notably brutal, both.

Harry and Meghan are accustomed to a lot worse bullying from way more influential bullies, a few of whom successfully cross themselves off as authentic journalists.

In different phrases, if Harry and Meghan had been even conscious of the South Park skewering, they’ve in all probability already moved on from it.

So yeah the rumors that the Sussexes are devastated and planning to sue are nearly definitely innovations of — you guessed it! — the British tabloid media.

“In keeping with sources near the ex-Royals, it seems that, like so many issues with Meghan and Harry, this will likely have authorized ramifications connected,” journalist and royal knowledgeable Neil Sean informed Fox Information this week.

“Their authorized group are casting an eye fixed over the episode to see what’s fallacious, and what could possibly be become one thing extra sinister.”

Sean is making an attempt to make it sound like Harry and Meghan have a group of attorneys combing by means of the episode for any scene or line of dialogue that could possibly be construed as threatening or slanderous.

To be clear, that’s nearly definitely not what’s occurring.

For one factor, these two have sufficient media savvy to know that in the event that they had been offended by the episode, one of the best factor that they may do is name extra consideration to it with a high-profile lawsuit.

On prime of that, the Sussexes have sufficient authorized drama of their lives, what with Samantha Markle’s newest frivolous lawsuit towards her sister.

However the greatest purpose that Harry and Meghan received’t sue is that regardless of the best way they’ve been portrayed within the press, these two are literally identified to have a humorousness about themselves.

They won’t have been in hysterics over the South Park episode, however we’re positive they’ve developed fairly sturdy emotional callouses from years of tolerating far worse remedy.