The post-Tremendous Bowl no-football actuality is about to set in, to the displeasure of sports activities followers and media alike. It’s as shut as we get to acceptable bloodsport, and human violence is essentially the most fascinating drama and the one factor that pulls web page views. So thank god for The Rock, the XFL, and America (in that order). This weekend Dwayne Johnson’s Jeep-Dodge-Ram-inspired league kicks off with all of your favourite fashions.

2024 Vipers, Renegades, Guardians, and Defenders are all totally loaded and out there now. Thirty-seven cupholders, heated seats, backup sprint cam, and keyless begin are all normal. And, for the following 12 weeks solely, I’m giving them to you at zero down and interest-free for the FIRST THREE MONTHS. That’s proper. Zero down and no curiosity for 3 funds.

So come on all the way down to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s Jeep-Dodge-Ram immediately the place we’re at all times The Folks’s Champ.

Sorry, that’s the gist of it. The XFL begins this weekend, and half of the groups have names of automotive fashions. The opposite franchises are dubbed the Roughnecks, BattleHawks, Brahmas — Brahma Bulls was on the desk — and Sea Dragons. I’m certain you already knew that however I didn’t see anybody make this joke on the time so right here we’re… ready for a degree to maintain going.

My guess is that the names are a coincidence and never The Rock’s removing from the Quick and Livid franchise subconsciously manifesting right into a soccer league.